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Date:2005-05-31 16:10
Subject:OH MY!
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Mood: calm

Oh dear, oh my! I must aplogize for my rash language in the previous post. I hope you all will forgive me, considering what had just happened to me. Imagine the shock i felt when i saw that dirty picture of your truly and that scondrel popehead!

I hope you can forgive me.

Anyway, i hadn't updated in a while before i happened across the picture online. I have been very busy here in heaven. Mother's day came and went and my dear son jesus_thesavior got me some wonderful gifts. Frankensince and Murr, and a years supply of jello pudding snack packs! What a great son, everything he knows i love. And he got my the low fat kind, because he knows how i struggle with my weight. Oh, i almost forgot, he got my a great new bong, also. It is an impressive size. Really nice.

Anyway, so i have been keeping busy lately, I will try to update more often.

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Date:2005-05-24 17:05
Subject:JOHN!!!!!!
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Mood: MAD AS HELL!

popehead!!!!!!!

WTF are these pictures doing online, you little ASSHOLE! You promised no one would find out!

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JERK!

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Date:2005-05-01 11:40
Subject:Hmmmm
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Mood: relaxed

I am relaxing today. Ahhhh. I love sundays.........

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Date:2005-04-27 13:28
Subject:5 lbs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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Mood: sick

So, I weighed myself this morning and I think I put on five pounds. I am really upset, so upset that I drown my sorrows in a big bowl of chocalate fudge chunk caramel swirl vanilla icecream with strawberry topping and peanuts with whipped cream and a cherry. I was so depressed about eating the icecream that I ordered a large sausage and bacon pizza with breadsticks and a side salad and I ate every thing but the salad, then I felt guilty for not eating the salad so I ate that too, and had a brownie and some whole milk to wash it down. Then I kinda felt like I was gonna get sick, which I decided was a good idea to just erase all the mistakes I had just made, so I drank a whole bunch of water so I would throw up, but that just made me more sick and I ended up jamming my finger down my throat anyway. I then accidently bit my hand and now I am bleeding a little bit.

So I was now going to go excersize, but I am tired, my stomach hurts, my hand hurts, my head hurts, so I think I will just go to bed and try not to eat anything else I shouldn't be eating. Damn, I am so FAT!

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Date:2005-04-22 11:07
Subject:i'M SO FUCKSINDG DRUNK!
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Mood: drunk

iM REALLY FUCKUING DRIBNK RIGHT NJOW! iM ASLO REALLY FUCKINE HORNY! iWAZNT TO FU CK SOMEONE. i REALLY WAZNNA FUCK.

Whemn i was alive i didn't get a do nooooooothn ig. NO fucxking fair. NOw, i really WAnna fucK SOEMTHINBE. aND SOEM OEN. I really do,. Not faiur. I am still a little pissed. HOurs of LAbor, jackasses bringing me murr, Lielk that is what i fuckingf whant, how bout soem pain pill,s you jacokasses!!! Chnilof birth whicthout even getting to fuck somethinng, thanbks al oot, GOID!!!

So, heer I am, drunk, as hell! ANd horny, too. I'm gonn a go smokem some bud, who's coming wit me?

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Date:2005-04-19 11:05
Subject:I'm FAT!
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Mood: FAT!

I feel so fat. Everytime I try to lose weight I go a while without eating much then i get really hungry and eat like crazy! I can't help it, I don't know what else to try. I am sooooooo fat! You should see my library, I have so many books on dieting that it is crazy. Nothing works. For the love of God, who says he loves even though I am a little chubby (a little, i am a fat ass- aaaaaaarggghhhhhh), i need to lose weight, and it is so hard!

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Date:2005-04-18 13:13
Subject:Hello, everyone.
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Mood: happy

Hi, it is me, Mary, the Holy virgin mother of Jesus our christ and savior.

I was bored today and decided to start up a livejournal. Just spreading the word of Christ's mom.

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